Church Marquis

I have decided to start a post that will show case church marquis. You can add your favorite ones or ones you hate the most. I have quite a few of both. Here are some starters:

1:" The King is alive and his name ain't Elvis!"
2:" God built a church...not Promise Keepers." (This one is one Ryan and I hate. Talk about being completely off the mark.)
3:" Does your faith work for a living?"
4:"What if God is waiting for a sign from us?"
5:"Forbidden fruit produces much jams."

Well, as I think of them I will post more. Please add the ones you remember. I am sure it will be a fun time and a good laugh...at least most of the time.
Cheers!